I apologize for last week’s post being all serious and actually about granite countertops.
Not only was there a backlash here on the internet, but walking through downtown Chicago over the weekend, no less than 14 people came up to me and filed formal complaints.
As such, let’s get back to the serious business of playing Granite Countertop or Not-Granite Countertop.
Here is your imagery:
Did you make your guess?
Good.
Here’s some extra space so I don’t spoil the answer – they call this Spoiler Space on the movie blogs.
The answer…?
That’s not even a countertop. It’s a can of Mountain Dew Sugar Free Amp juxtaposed against a common American wallet.
While the wallet is in focus, the can is not. Makes you think, right?
Maybe next time you see me walking through the streets enjoying the sights, we can talk about the ethics of modern society as opposed to your anger over me writing a post that’s actually about granite countertops.
