Granite Countertops vs the World

As you know, last week I claimed to be going to war with the other granite countertop dealers and installers who are on Twitter.

Keep in mind, this type of battle is worldwide – granite countertops are not exclusive to Chicago, or even the United States.

The only way to launch such an endeavor is not by posting informative information about granite, nor about countertops.

Even putting the words together into their final form of “granite countertops” will not suffice.

No, the only way to beat spam granite people on Twitter is with pictures of dogs etched into granite.

Your move, internet. Questions? Get in touch.

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